A day or two ago
I thought I'd take a ride
I hopped into my sleigh
And picked up my friend Clyde
We rode down to the school
And much to his surprise
Some boys started throwing snowballs
And hit Clyde between the eyes!
Chorus
(Jingle bells, Jingle bells. . . .)
Now Clyde got really hot
At what those guys had done
He filled the sleigh with snow
And said, "Let's have some fun!"
We rode down to the school
And much to their surprise
Clyde threw a bunch of snowballs
And clobbered all those guys!
Chorus
I thought it was so hilarious when my cousin sang it!!! Do you all have any funny Christmas songs that you know?
That's hilarious! =D I love it!
ReplyDeleteThat was cute! :D
ReplyDeleteMy dad's an auto mechanic so he and his coworkers made this one up one day to the tune of "Walking in a Winter Wonderland":
(I only know one paragraph, though.)
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""'s bald head is a glistenin'
We need parts and he's not listenin'
Check engine light
More Chryslers in sight
Working on another Caravan
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God bless! :D
~Taylor
Love the song!!!
ReplyDeleteThat was so funny! I want to use it!
ReplyDeleteI can't remember the name, or even all the words, but we used to sing this Christmas song, and it was this little boy singing a song about all the bad things he did that year. His point was he wasn't geting anything for Christmas.
The chorus went: I'm get'n nut'n for Christmas. Mommy and daddy are mad. Oh, I'm get'n nut'n for Christmas cuz I ain't been nut'n but bad.
And then he said something like he climed a tree and got dirty, and one was, he broke a pot on Tommy's head.
It's really funny!
Blessings,
Karis
Karis,
ReplyDeleteoh yeah! I've heard my brother singing part of that song!!! I'll have to ask him who wrote it! What I heard of it was funny!!!
Hi Chloe,
ReplyDeleteI just wanted to let you know I awarded you. :) There seems to be a wave of tags and awards going around lately! God bless!!
~Taylor
Hey Chloe,
ReplyDeleteI've heard part of that version before. It's great!
Some other ones that I know of are:
1. The Twelve Days AFTER Christmas
2. I Want A Hippopotamus For Christmas
3. The Christmas Can-can by Straight No Chaser (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7E-47VmFopE)
Hey Lindsey,
ReplyDeleteI just saw that video on youtube - so funny!!! And I like the hippopotamus song too. :) I haven't heard of the 12 days after Christmas...I'll have to go look it up!!
Hey Chloe! I just tagged you. You can go to my blog and see.
ReplyDeleteBlessings,
Karis
Thanks for letting my know about my typo on my "About Me"! I didn't even notice it! LOL =D
ReplyDeleteLove,
Eldarwen